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Joke draw - results!
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:39 pm
by Sushidragon
Joke Draw
As a Spotted Hyena Mimic, Chortle has a great appreciation for jokes. Lots of jokes. All of the jokes! Do you think you can make her laugh? I bet she'd love to hear a new joke!
This is a joke draw
Post your favorite PI-appropriate joke to be entered in the draw to win this hilarious Samanayr! Bonus: if it's a joke that I (Sushi) haven't heard before, you may win an additional prize ;D
Rules
- There is a limit of one entry per person.
- Duplicate jokes are fine, although if it's one I haven't heard before only the first person to post it will qualify for the additional prize.
- Please enter on PI or the Sam forum, not both places.
To enter the draw, just post your joke! This will be open until
January 27, 21:00 PI time/1pm PST - good luck!
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:31 pm
by Echos
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
A: Because the "pee" is silent!
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:03 pm
by Janalee
Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
A. When he catches a fly!
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:31 pm
by ElvenArcher
I don't really know many good ones but here is one that always makes my sister laugh
What do you call a cow that just ha a baby?
Answer: De'calf'einated
I don't know why it makes my sister laugh so much, but oh well haha.
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:42 pm
by Bighorns
Q: WHY DID THE DONUT GO TO THE DENTIST?
A: IT NEEDED A CHOCOLATE FILLING.
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:51 pm
by Codress
Q: HOW DO YOU FIX A BROKEN PIZZA?
A: WITH TOMATO PASTE!
He hee I thought a nice food one would be cute. ^_^
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:45 pm
by CosmicDragon
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.
|D All the corny jokes. All of them.
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:10 pm
by Bluestarwolf12
Q: What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
A: Someone who points out the obvious.
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 10:45 pm
by tierasa
Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 4:28 pm
by Operetta
I called a psychic once. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up.
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 5:25 am
by hardwired
Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No eye-deer. XD
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 8:05 pm
by silvermoondragon
Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Tue Jan 27, 2015 9:43 am
by Codress
He hee I'm loving these jokes. Lol. Giggle snort!!
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 2:53 pm
by Jaes
Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
A: A trombone.
So awful....
Re: Joke draw!
Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:43 pm
by Sushidragon
I think this many corny jokes might be too much for an ordinary person, but it looks like Chortle is really enjoying herself! In fact.. she's ROFLing as we speak! XD
Thank you so much for sharing your jokes, everyone! I hadn't actually heard any of them before (or if I had, I'd forgotten them) so everyone is getting an extra prize - a random tradeable item! Yay! I'll be adding them to your inventories shortly.
As for Chortle, random has determined that she will be going home with 7lasmos32 - if she can stop laughing long enough O_O Congrats!
Re: Joke draw - results!
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 9:47 am
by Bighorns
Congrats all.
Re: Joke draw - results!
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 9:52 am
by Operetta
Congrats!
Re: Joke draw - results!
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:33 pm
by Seren
I'm so glad Chortle has found a home! To be honest, I snorted at all the jokes, and I have to thank everyone for entering the draw (it's a perfect draw for her Sushi, by the way)!
Re: Joke draw - results!
Posted: Sat Jan 31, 2015 4:07 pm
by tierasa
Congrats. I found the corny jokes awesome. Glad Chortle found a happy home. Hehe.
Re: Joke draw - results!
Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2015 6:37 pm
by Jaes
Congrats! She's a cutie!
