Samanayrs

Why did that bloody chicken cross the road? He had to have had a better reason than just to merely get to the other side... Did he see something shiny? Was he being chased by a fox? Was it divine intervention?

What do you think motivated the chicken to cross the road?

((Haha, okay, bit of a random topic for my first thread. ))

To show the possum it could be done.

That was always my mom's favorite answer, and thus it's the first thing that pops into my head. xD

I've found a different joke that involves the chicken!
Why did the reptile eat the chicken?

Ummm... 'cause he... thought it would be tasty?

Bluestarwolf12 wrote:I've found a different joke that involves the chicken!
Why did the reptile eat the chicken?

To stop the chicken crossing the road?

Because the chicken made the stupid mistake of crossing the road! XD

Okaaaaaaaay. - That reptile has some problems.

Lol. Bad reptile! Won't eat the chicken!

poor chicken! Everyone's always teasing him! I bet every one of you has crossed the road at least once in your life, and no one's asking you why. : P lol

I've crossed the road to get the mail. XD

I cross the road to get to the library >>

You know what? You're right! Who are we to question why that bloody chicken crossed the road?! Maybe he just WANTED to! It's non of our busness!

Them that asks no questions, isn't told a lie. ;D