Joke draw - results!

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Joke draw - results!

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Joke Draw
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As a Spotted Hyena Mimic, Chortle has a great appreciation for jokes. Lots of jokes. All of the jokes! Do you think you can make her laugh? I bet she'd love to hear a new joke!

This is a joke draw :D Post your favorite PI-appropriate joke to be entered in the draw to win this hilarious Samanayr! Bonus: if it's a joke that I (Sushi) haven't heard before, you may win an additional prize ;D

Rules

- There is a limit of one entry per person.
- Duplicate jokes are fine, although if it's one I haven't heard before only the first person to post it will qualify for the additional prize.
- Please enter on PI or the Sam forum, not both places.

To enter the draw, just post your joke! This will be open until January 27, 21:00 PI time/1pm PST - good luck!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

A: Because the "pee" is silent!
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Q. When is a baseball player like a spider?
A. When he catches a fly!
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I don't really know many good ones but here is one that always makes my sister laugh

What do you call a cow that just ha a baby?

Answer: De'calf'einated

I don't know why it makes my sister laugh so much, but oh well haha.
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Q: WHY DID THE DONUT GO TO THE DENTIST?

A: IT NEEDED A CHOCOLATE FILLING.
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Q: HOW DO YOU FIX A BROKEN PIZZA?
A: WITH TOMATO PASTE!

He hee I thought a nice food one would be cute. ^_^
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What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An in-vest-igator.

|D All the corny jokes. All of them.
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Q: What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
A: Someone who points out the obvious.
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Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!
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Q. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A. No eye-deer. XD
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Q: What has four legs and goes “Oom, Oom”?
A: A cow walking backwards!
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He hee I'm loving these jokes. Lol. Giggle snort!!
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Q: What bone will a dog never eat?
A: A trombone.

So awful....
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I think this many corny jokes might be too much for an ordinary person, but it looks like Chortle is really enjoying herself! In fact.. she's ROFLing as we speak! XD

Thank you so much for sharing your jokes, everyone! I hadn't actually heard any of them before (or if I had, I'd forgotten them) so everyone is getting an extra prize - a random tradeable item! Yay! I'll be adding them to your inventories shortly.

As for Chortle, random has determined that she will be going home with 7lasmos32 - if she can stop laughing long enough O_O Congrats!
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Congrats all.
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Congrats!
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I'm so glad Chortle has found a home! To be honest, I snorted at all the jokes, and I have to thank everyone for entering the draw (it's a perfect draw for her Sushi, by the way)!
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Congrats. I found the corny jokes awesome. Glad Chortle found a happy home. Hehe.
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Congrats! She's a cutie!
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