Why Do YOU Think The Chicken Crossed the Road?

[Sapphirefeather]

Why did that bloody chicken cross the road? He had to have had a better reason than just to merely get to the other side... Did he see something shiny? Was he being chased by a fox? Was it divine intervention?

What do you think motivated the chicken to cross the road?

((Haha, okay, bit of a random topic for my first thread. ))

[Jennalyn]

To show the possum it could be done.

That was always my mom's favorite answer, and thus it's the first thing that pops into my head. xD

[Bluestarwolf12]

I've found a different joke that involves the chicken!
Why did the reptile eat the chicken?

[Sapphirefeather]

Ummm... 'cause he... thought it would be tasty?

[Origami_Dragon]

I've found a different joke that involves the chicken!
Why did the reptile eat the chicken?

To stop the chicken crossing the road?

[Bluestarwolf12]

Because the chicken made the stupid mistake of crossing the road! XD

[Sapphirefeather]

Okaaaaaaaay. - That reptile has some problems.

[madhatter123]

Lol. Bad reptile! Won't eat the chicken!

[silvermoondragon]

poor chicken! Everyone's always teasing him! I bet every one of you has crossed the road at least once in your life, and no one's asking you why. : P lol

[Bluestarwolf12]

I've crossed the road to get the mail. XD

[LvSoulFriend]

I cross the road to get to the library >>

[Sapphirefeather]

You know what? You're right! Who are we to question why that bloody chicken crossed the road?! Maybe he just WANTED to! It's non of our busness!

[Britain]

Them that asks no questions, isn't told a lie. ;D